The other night we had the funniest series of events happen in the middle of the night. It all started by getting woken up at 1:30am by the screaming of cats. Our bedroom window looks out onto the front porch and when I pulled back the curtains I saw 2 black cats with their backs in fight mode making the most horrific sounds. Almost human, like someone in pain.
John came to the window and together we tried our best to scare them away. We tried everything....banging on the windows... I even made a chi chi chi sound..... NOTHING was scaring these cats.
One of them even looked into the window and at that point my imagination got the better of me and I freaked thinking we didn't have a screen in and the cat was going to leap through the window. (Note: we did and always have had a screen in our window)
As I said nothing was working to get rid of these things, so John headed out to take care of it. In the mean time a young man was walking by the porch on his cell phone when one of the cats let out a loud human scream which made the lad stop dead in his tracks and stare up at the porch (and window). This is where he most definitely saw 2 cats in fight mode and a messy haired crazy lady in her night gown who abruptly closed the curtains. From my point of view he started taking photos of the scene with a bright flash on a camera, but from his point of view we went crazy and started flicking the lights on the porch on and off. When the lights on the porch didn't scare the cats in to thinking the porch was short circuiting, John, in only his underwear and slippers and completely unaware that there was a guy 25 feet away staring at the porch, flung open the door and (more or less) exposed himself. This then made the cats bolt directly at the poor guy which made him jump and turn back the direction he came from.
I guess you can say he killed 2 birds with one stone!
The entire time the guy was on his cell phone. I imagine the conversation went something like this:
Yeah man that was a wicked time, I was so drunk that night...
...HOLY SHIT, what the hell was that? It sounds like someone being attacked...
...I dunno, there are 2 cats on the porch and a crazy chick looking out of the window...
...She just closed the curtains
...Now she opened them again
...Closed them again
...What the hell is going on?
...Now the lights are flicking on and off
...Holy crap a guy just flung the door open in his underwear
...Now the cats are coming righ.......
... SHIIIIIIITTTTTT.
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